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4:02pm April 18, 2014

l-uffy:

*slams fist on table* You think this anime is a fucking joke? 

4:02pm April 18, 2014
urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

4:00pm April 18, 2014
cleopat-ra:

this is my favorite post on all of the Internet

cleopat-ra:

this is my favorite post on all of the Internet

3:57pm April 18, 2014

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

3:57pm April 18, 2014

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

3:57pm April 18, 2014

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

3:57pm April 18, 2014

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

3:56pm April 18, 2014
ovaryfunny:

 

ovaryfunny:

 

3:55pm April 18, 2014

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

3:54pm April 18, 2014

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

2:00pm April 18, 2014
1:58pm April 18, 2014

nowimagineababydragon:

sweetprincemoth:

nowimagineababydragon:

My housemate is a geneticist and she plans to use her degree to create a goldfish sized whale.

Did she also consider a whale sized goldfish?

Yes.

The concept was deemed terrifying.

1:46pm April 18, 2014
unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

1:46pm April 18, 2014

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

1:46pm April 18, 2014